I would only ever run my own cafe so I could offload the surplus cupcakes I turn out in moments of distress (like now) and there’s no one around to eat them. Such an occasion would also make use of the mismatched teacups that crowd my shelves, and also the fancy tea imported from Guam. Also I’d have a legit excuse to write poetry in crayon across the windows and change them as the mood strikes (this week: free verse. Next week: haiku), also I’d get to play decent music over the PA system, none of the piped flatulence that mars otherwise decent cafes in Newtown and Glebe.
Oh yeah, and I’m going to set up shop in my living room so I don’t have to move far when I want to take a nap in my own bed. That’s all.
comforting that i’m not...who stress bakes. like, really. it got especially bad when i was...